Yay! Facebook have finally released a Wordpress plugin. And I know that sounds like gobbledigook to most non-techies :-)

Did you know that Facebook has just changed your email address? http://ping.fm/veMoj

Went into trance when I read the car park ticket machine telling me "change is possible..."

Facebook offering local businesses free advertising til July 31st http://ping.fm/jr5wT

Glasgow social media marketing predictions for 2012 http://ping.fm/E7CdI

Glasgow social media marketing etiquette mistakes http://ping.fm/ySA87

Social media for Glasgow businesses - Tune into Pulse Radio 98.4 FM and hear me interviewed by Action Coach Andy Goldberg at 2pm

I'll be the guest on Pulse 98.4FM with great tips on how to promote you and your business online, Friday 22nd at 2:00pm!

I just received a cd in the post with videos on it, signed with lipstick...

Glasgow interior designer summer contest extended! http://ping.fm/CXPiw

50% of all Google searches will be on a phone or tablet by 2013. What plans do you have to tap into that?

67 million iPads sold in the first 2 years. No other product has sold so much in 2 years. Not Coca Cola, not even McDonalds...

Now Google+ ranks as the 5th largest Social Media Website in the U.S., compared to number 8 two weeks ago.

Look out for 3 Facebook scams - the dislike button, cashback and "who's viewed your profile" - all to be avoided!

So have you got a spare £120,000 to buy the new domain names like .bank or .shop?

Pinterest is now getting more visitors than Linkedin, Youtube and Google + combined. If you want in, ask me for an invitation.

If you could go into business with anyone, who would it be and why?

Are you on our “most wanted” list? http://ping.fm/yxwmP

When it comes to my work, there's Cheap, Good & Fast. You can have any 2, but not the 3rd

Working on a way to link Amazon affiliate sales with Pinterest – will keep you posted

"We've got social media guys in our networking group, but I like what you're doing better" - client feedback

The danger of poor spelling… http://ping.fm/R5WNL

“If you are looking for energy, vitality, and a constant stream of ideas to recharge, change and develop your business do not hesitate to contact Jonathan. He keeps delivering.”

Glasgow mobile marketing looking to help restaurants http://ping.fm/FXG5S

“Life must be lived forward, but can only be understood backward”

Dumfries leather care and repair goes live http://ping.fm/Yc8Cl

9 excuses for not going to Glasgow networking events http://ping.fm/ueLGR

Quick quiz – if you were to have a last meal, what would you eat and who would it be with?

Remember Green Slime that came in a tub? Same thing in Asda £1 called Cyber Clean cleans your PC keyboard! Messy, useful and fun!

A social media marketing strategy that I bet you’ll never use http://ping.fm/XQcyh

If you’d like to start a new income stream here’s my new coaching club http://ping.fm/AowVk

Sooo tempted to name and shame our recent cowboy builders online – what do you think?

“I learned more about social media with Jonathan in 2 hours than I did on a whole day seminar with another firm”

By popular demand I'm running a 2 day Huna intensive "Miracles On Demand" in June http://ping.fm/H4DuU

Last week to enter the free Interior Design contest at http://ping.fm/LOqli

Poll about the current business climate – recession everyone’s skint, or there’s always money to be made? Comments plz

I don't care how many visitors your site gets - this is what matters http://ping.fm/a6mZm

The wonderful Ping.fm shuts down June 15th and is replaced by Seesmic, so now's the time to set it up!

Have you seen this contest to win a free interior design makeover? http://ping.fm/U9ihl

Superb book with week by week plan to get more & better customers, and it works! "The 29% Solution" by Ivan Misner

If you’d like warm referrals for your business come to one of our Glasgow networking events http://ping.fm/H5u2A

Glasgow Interior Designer offering chance to win a FREE makeover http://ping.fm/5WdUh

Another batch of freshly baked NLP + HGE Practitioners step out into the world from our 28th Glasgow NLP Practitioner course...

Blogging is like sex... Comments plz at http://ping.fm/xStW2

4 new Glasgow restaurants wanting online video marketing done for them. Cool :-)

"I learned more in 20 mins with Jonathan than in a whole morning social media seminar" - Printer, Glasgow

"You shouldn't care about the past - step forward and see the whole wide world!" - Luke Clark, aged 6, today in the garden

TGI Friday - what a week - 7 appointments, 3 coaching calls, 3 social media seminars, 2 BNI mornings and a networking group. Phew!

Home after watching my wee boy sing at school assembly, now watching Facebook be the 2nd biggest stock market flotation ever

Glasgow locksmiths you can trust with no call out charge http://ping.fm/6G8hM

Need a website? Check out our ridiculously good deal at http://ping.fm/H18EN

Prepared a killer Glasgow social media for business presentation for tomorrow http://ping.fm/HtJKn

Glasgow Hypnotherapy Offers gastric band hypnotherapy http://ping.fm/Oo2Xo

Just in from the hell that is bank holiday B&Q - full of reluctant men being told what they should be fixing

I only get one chance a year to say this - May the 4th be with you!

I literally walked face first into the patio door & nearly broke my nose! What’s that telling me?

9 Excuses For Not Attending Glasgow Networking Events http://ping.fm/ug8IF

Looking for Glasgow BNI networking events for business networking? http://ping.fm/4aT52

The Internet Is Ruining Your Brain http://ping.fm/gC48q

Which Social Network Should You Use -- and When? [INFOGRAPHIC]... http://ping.fm/dwKl3

Ever lost your mobile phone? Look at who else has http://ping.fm/yWqid

Luke is back to school this week and although I miss him, I’m getting so much more done!

Glasgow feed in tariff advice for solar pv - watch Ian's video http://ping.fm/1FKHT

If you like films with happy endings don't watch The Grey with Liam Neeson!

First visit to Hamilton in over 20 years and glad to say it's finally staggered into the 21st Century!

Lead Generation Glasgow is now an approved Google Agency, so we can offer ANYONE £50 of free advertising on Google. Any takers?

"Just can't thank you enough, you have helped him change his life around" - client feedback after son hadn't been to school in 4 years

Today my wee boy met Graham Obree and The Easter Bunny. Guess which made the most impact?

Fell off my bike last night. Funny thing was I was stationary at the time :-)

If you’d like to monetise your knowledge and skills here’s my new coaching club http://ping.fm/TOStp

NLP Practitioner courses in Edinburgh at bargain price but not for long... http://ping.fm/eH8Q6

Are you seriously telling me that noone in Edinburgh wants to learn NLP? http://ping.fm/wEIBA

"Thanks for helping my daughter she didn't share what she discussed with you however I know you were instrumental in her moving forward"

NLP Practitioner course in Edinburgh at bargain price 5 hours left http://ping.fm/8dazv

Training NLP Practitioner courses in Edinburgh at less than half price http://ping.fm/uIOvY

13 hours left to get a LIVE NLP Practitioner course at 67% off http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/edinburgh/jonathan-clark/4121226

If you're near Edinburgh and you'd like to learn NLP then watch Groupon Edinburgh Sunday [hint hint...]

The client is always right – always?

"Haven't looked back since our breakthrough session- Head of Talent at Vodafone & Santander, 3 books, award winning blog. Thank you again."

Training NLP the easy way in Edinburgh April 7th http://ping.fm/9rMJ4

What would you do if gravity stopped for one minute a day?

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/UbgQV

Getting started on the Fully Booked Bootcamp seminar

Satanism in Pokemon? I'd love to hear your comments after reading this http://ping.fm/Yw5ze

"Jonathan is a gifted teacher who brings so much to our learning. The price is just too good to be missed" http://ping.fm/5uOGp

"Jonathan is a very ethical trainer. Too many trainers in this field are not." Student feedback

If you thought 70's Rollerball was far fetched http://ping.fm/rseOv

I'll try that again - my flagship NLP course Feb 25th, all on the weekends http://ping.fm/duFCw

My flagship NLP course Feb 25, all weekends http://ping.fm/b69fi

Spoke to a chap today who’d rather waste money buying 3 cold leads a month than get several warm referrals per week for the same money!

I literally got locked in my office today – the door handle broke. What’s that telling me?

Glasgow mobile marketing looking to help restaurants http://ping.fm/KVNqP

Our boy’s 6th birthday party on Sunday - organising the D-Day Landings would have been easier!

Today’s mobile phone would have cost £1 billion to build in the 1970s and would have been the size of a house

Last chance to grab my flagship NLP course for 67% off [expires midnight] http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/glasgow/jonathan-clark/2937369

Only 13 hours left in our Groupon NLP deal at http://ping.fm/F27a6

24 hour NLP Contest just went live at http://ping.fm/jDqrS

Who do you know who'd really like to learn NLP? http://ping.fm/nFqhb

It's confirmed - on Jan 26th the NLP courses deal of the year will be on http://ping.fm/qjjRJ - spread the word!

Something BIG happening tomorrow in NLP world, hush hush... but all I can say is..... Groupon Glasgow

If you're a Glasgow business & social media still baffles you - Glasgow social media marketing for business workshop Wed http://ping.fm/wJ7yK

If you need to slash debt & up your cash flow here’s my new coaching club http://ping.fm/wj15I

One place to find people with any skill you need, or better list yourself on there! http://ping.fm/YdlI7

When was the last time you used a phone book? Honestly…

“Your ‘quick info’ video was extremely enlightening and revealing of your capabilities. It was spectacular!” L. Ayers

Smart mobile phones will shortly take over from PC’s & laptops making most websites obsolete – get a mobile friendly site ASAP

Last chance to kick 2012 into gear - starts tonight! http://ping.fm/YMPeA

“Jonathan has expert knowledge in both mind and matter understanding how people think and act” – A. McKinnon

If only women came with drop-down menus and an online help desk…

My flagship NLP course starts Feb 25th, all on the weekends http://ping.fm/vdPaw

This is a day for firm decisions! [Or is it?]

Alkalinised, ionised Kangen water – placebo effect or genuinely works? http://ping.fm/DNRZd

Kick your year into gear... http://ping.fm/HwwGN

Glasgow social media marketing for beginners workshop http://ping.fm/QFce9

Tablet computers like iPads and Touchpads – should I get one or not? Your opinion please…

Glasgow seo company looking to help restaurants http://ping.fm/OvhHx

Kick your year into gear with my Tower Of Doom clearance - ends midnight tonight http://ping.fm/ENsvA

Google + trying to take on Facebook so I recommend you open your free Google + account now, just in case they succeed!

Building a proof page for our clients’ Google Page 1 results http://ping.fm/B4bBi

Glasgow deal of the day http://ping.fm/2G40M

If you’re looking for quality & wit in my posts, I’m your man. People have been looking for quality & wit in my posts for years

My January sale shuts down at the weekend http://ping.fm/5lMWY

Went into Carphone Warehouse and set every tablet to display my website -Geeky and sad at the same time :-)

If you've not done an NLP Practitioner course before, I can recommend http://ping.fm/t3CVs

My Son Is Kicking Me Out… But You Benefit BIG STYLE! http://ping.fm/dCo42

A new client asked us for proof that we can get them on page 1 of Google so I showed him this http://ping.fm/4Yysm

Think social media is a fad or a pastime? http://ping.fm/w5YqY

Everything you say in social media is public so be careful, like this chap http://ping.fm/71Fil

Grab your FREE Facebook fan page at http://ping.fm/xOf4g

Want to know what people are saying about you online? http://ping.fm/yQ013

Working on a new report – I’ll send you a free copy if you’ll proof read it for me

Apparently 51% of people research online, buy offline. Is this you?

Happy New Year to you! May 2012 be your best year yet :-)